Gossip Skeptic Gifts

"I'm afraid that if I share my vulnerabilities they become part of the public domain."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'She's so put together!'

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

A little bird told me...

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

Why do you hate the media?

Every morning the office gossip was cascaded down...

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Classic News.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

"He's a real throwback. He does all his own publicity stunts."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"She's got money and he's a 'poet'."