Financial Gossip Skeptic Pillows

He may overreacted to the gossip that the ship was sinking.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

The transparent safe box of Panama

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

"Thank you, and may the I.R.S. accept all your deductions."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"So, Tom from accounting—you remember Tom, right? Anyway, Tom yells 'TMI, Gail!' Can you believe he said that?" "Textbook Tom."

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

'I think we're setting the bar too low.'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Weditorials

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Social media makes things so much easier to be a gossip."

Your son has a genetic inability to calculate. This forecasts for him a brilliant career in the Ministry of Finance.

"Remember that lovely couple of scarlet macaws we met in Puerto Jiménez? They split up!"

'The bad news is that we're only in it for the money.'

'It's a demonstration by retired CEOs who refuse to give up their bonuses.'

'Botox...'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"We disagree with the president - we kinda like Robin Hood - we take from everyone and keep it - how much more successful can you get?"

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'