Skeptic Of News Pillows

"What's the weather today?"

'You can only believe half of what you read on a cave wall.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Fear of news.

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

Why do you hate the media?

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

The lunar landing of Appollo 11 is shown as a hoax filmed in a studio.

Classic News.

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Russian war crimes

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Paparazzi!"

"Now do you believe me?"

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'Transistional Pope. Is that nice way of saying they hope he doesn't live too long?'

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'