News Cynics Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the skepticism and sharp wit of a news cynic? Our collection features clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at media, politics, and the news cycle—perfect for anyone who's tired of the spin but appreciates humor that cuts through the noise.

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"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia." mockup

"My wife is a doctor. That's great because I can endure the TV news only under general anesthesia."

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"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?" mockup

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'" mockup

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

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"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest." mockup

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."

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'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.' mockup

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

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"He really hates all the fake news!!" mockup

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

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"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news." mockup

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

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"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics) mockup

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

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"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man." mockup

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

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"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?" mockup

"If the headline screams catastrophe, but nobody cares to read it, does it still make a sound?"

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"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!" mockup

"Dear, if the news stresses you out so much, turn it off!"

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'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

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