Skeptical Investigator Gifts

'Wait a minute!...that watermark looks suspiciously like a coffee stain.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Stock market investment advice

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Experts through the ages.

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"Skip the ghost stories. Tell us your conspiracy theory again!"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

'I am a bit suspicious...In my experience, there is no such thing as a 'Free Lunch'...'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

Michel de Montaigne

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

I was just watching a Youtube video called "How a Lack of Bird Poop Proved the Big Bang." It wan about how removing all sources of interference from a huge radiation detector led to the discovery of cosmic background radiation. They'd removed everything that might've been messing up the readings, and the last thing they removed was bird droppings. Then they knew the signals were real, and from space. I'm gonna have to watch that for myself, I'm not sure you've got all the details right. I was di

Monitoring the Air Quality

'I'm preparing a speech to refute 'intelligent design,' and I'd like you to be an exhibit.'