Cautious Romantics Gifts

Covid 19 Valentine Cherubs in Facemasks

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

No Immediate Danger

You're the botanicals in my gin

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

For 29 years, Bert's strategy had been to reach retirement without making any waves,missteps or career-limiting moves. And it might have worked, too, if only he'd foreseen the fossilization risk.

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"Well, sure, it LOOKS like a straightforward plea to buy our product...but for safety we better run it by the legal department

'I'd like to play, but I'm afraid it might void my warranty.'

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"He wants the cat for his next trick. I'd be real careful about this, Eileen."

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."

"On reflection, it might be prudent to leave this one till last..."

'For Valentine's Day!'

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

"Measure twice. Wipe once."

'No! Romance with malice aforethought!'

Wishing Well

'Why darling, I'll need more time to consider! Why, darling, I'll need more time to consider!'

"Was there ever a boy scout badge for 'caution'?"

'You should try to be more spontaneous.' 'I shall. When I'm good and ready.'

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

'When hell freezes over?... So, that's definitely a date?'

"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

"Better safe than sorry."

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

Excess Baggage: When in doubt about eating something sold by a street vendor when you're away from home...Don't.

The Secret of Long Life...