Awkward Romantics Gifts

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I'm not social distancing. I just don't like you."

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

Cupid paints Stop sign

Cupid

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

Puppy Love

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Consenting Adults.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Tunnel of Love.

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Old Love

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Tunnel of Love.