Awkward Lovers Gifts

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Nethead strip: Dates

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

What a pear?

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"I . . . uh. . . had a real pleasant evening, Wendy!"

'I've prepared this powerpoint presentation about myself which takes precisely the allotted five minutes.'

Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.