Awkward At Love Gifts

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

In Desperate Straits.

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

The Adventures of Morton

Nethead strip: Dates

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

What a pear?

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"I was happy that my girlfriend came to me to ask how to delete a contact from her iPhone. . . until I learned it was my contact that she was deleting."

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.