Awkward At Love Pillows

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

In Desperate Straits.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I guess your reputation for tipping has preceded you!"

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

'Huge waves, loose shorts and a body like a gourd. I was never going to make it through summer without a serious privacy breach.'

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Your eyes are like limpid pools. Allergies hitting you pretty bad, huh?"

"Only one Valentines card? Still could have been a lot worse!"

Nethead strip: Dates

The Adventures of Morton

'I hope you'll excuse the pajamas. They save time when people leave.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

What a pear?

Man spilling coffee and papers, looking like an awkward dance

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

'Oh no! I think I left my wallet in the examination room.'

''Change your underwear.' Hmm, my mother must be in town for a visit.'

'This sucks. Let's try and start the wave.'

Lovers Guide, "I can't get it in !"

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.