Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.
Regretful Romantics Gifts
Seeking something special for the regretful romantic? Our collection celebrates love’s bittersweet moments with witty and warm products that capture the tender, humorous side of heartbreak and hope. Find clever mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that speak to the soul of a hopelessly hopeful heart.
Life is for the birds.
'Oh my God. I love it!'
"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"
'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'
Love is Blind.
Cupid
What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!
"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."
"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."
"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."
"We REALLY do get better with age."
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
"Everybody meets online these days."
Puppy Love
"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."
'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'
"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."
'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'
Tunnel of Love.
"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."
"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"
'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'
'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'
"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."
"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."
'There are lots of fish in the sea.'
'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'
Tunnel of Love.
'What, not even a kiss first?'
Heart is sewn back together.
Old Love
Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!
Online Dating for Dummies
"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."
Regretful Romantics Gifts Collection
Regretful Romantics Mugs
Love expressing your romantic side? Our mugs for regretful romantics make heartfelt and humorous statements—perfect for your morning coffee or tea.
Regretful Romantics Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that echo the tender, humorous side of love—ideal for the regretful romantics who embrace their story.
Regretful Romantics Prints
Decorate your space with prints that celebrate love’s lessons and laughable moments—perfect for the romantically reflective.
Regretful Romantics T-Shirts
Looking for a t-shirt that captures the soul of a regretful romantic? Explore our playful and poetic designs that celebrate love’s ups and downs.