Regretful Romantics Pillows

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"Everybody meets online these days."

Puppy Love

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"It was meant to be a surprise romantic dinner for two, but to cut a long story short, it's been a recipe for disaster."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

Old Love

Heart is sewn back together.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."