Regretful Thinker Pillows

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"1971... 2015..."

"I could have been a big celebrity but for my fear of public speaking."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I just wish I hadn't spent most of my life reading the comments below online news articles"

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Waking up with a terrible hangover, Joe took a minute to remember what he'd done last night...he spent the rest of his life trying to forget.

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

"Secure in their ignorance, medieval peasants were impervious to education, fearful of progress and lived on potatoes and cabbage. Thankfully, it's very different today. Now they've got burgers and fries."

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.

'I'll tell you one thing - if I knew I'd live this long I'd have taken better care of myself.'

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

Think / Don't think signs.

Half Full/Half Empty

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

"...I have a dream..."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"By law, we have to show you what your tattoo will look like in 40 years."

Hunting, gathering, hunting, gathering...I keep thinking there must be more to life.

'If you could go back in time, what would you do differently?' 'Order the chicken.'

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