Regretful Youth Pillows

"By law, we have to show you what your tattoo will look like in 40 years."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Mall of ages

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Whatever

Ned thinks back to his youth.

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Looks like a case of Death by Missed Adventure."

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

". . . I remember hair. . ."

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

"Don't worry, he's cool."

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

Candy 50c All Sales Final.

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"Now, of course, I have to question the validity of that particular decision."

At the Misspent Youth Hostel.