Regretful Youth Prints

"By law, we have to show you what your tattoo will look like in 40 years."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Mall of ages

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'What I wouldn't give to be young and ugly again.'

'Aren't you done yet? This is taking forever! I should have went somewhere else!...'

'The little punks were waving a red flag at me! In my youth, I would have given them a run for their money!'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

Ned thinks back to his youth.

Whatever

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

'I don't care if all your friends are doing it. Your piercings are really starting to freak out your mom and me.'

"Honestly, I think this was a waste of money."

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"Johnny, strikes out, and will be thinking about this well into his thirties."

Long tattoo on arm of man drinking coffee reads, "Born to go binge-drinking, get pierced and tattooed, then wake up the next day really annoyed at myself for being such an idiot!"

"Never get a tattoo when you're drunk and hungry."

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

"Look dude, if you like a girl...you gotta move fast!"

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

Every year at the annual 'MoveOn Swim Day', Dan really regretted having dated Grasie Wallace in high school.

". . . I remember hair. . ."

Institute for Advanced Hindsight - Research into what should have been.

Candy 50c All Sales Final.

"In 5 years I see myself wishing it was 10 years ago."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"Don't worry, he's cool."

At the Misspent Youth Hostel.

Buyers remorse items.