Grumpy Romantics Gifts

Looking for a gift for your grumpy romantic? Find gifts that embrace the love-lol mood with humor and honesty—perfect for those who wear their heart on their sleeve but with a touch of sass. These thoughtful items add a dash of wit to romantic moments, blending humor with heartfelt sentiment, and are sure to bring a sly smile to even the grumpiest sweetheart.

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"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'" mockup

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

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Life is for the birds.

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'Oh my God. I love it!'

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"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!" mockup

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

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Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.' mockup

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

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I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns... mockup

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

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'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!' mockup

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

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Cupid

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"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie." mockup

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

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"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance." mockup

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love." mockup

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

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"Everybody meets online these days." mockup

"Everybody meets online these days."

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Puppy Love

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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

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'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.' mockup

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

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"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor." mockup

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

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"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss." mockup

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

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'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.' mockup

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

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"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to." mockup

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

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'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!' mockup

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

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'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!' mockup

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

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Consenting Adults.

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"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism." mockup

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

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"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no." mockup

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

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'There are lots of fish in the sea.' mockup

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

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"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar." mockup

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

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"You need a mint."

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"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly." mockup

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

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Heart is sewn back together.

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Grumpy Romantics Gifts Collection

Grumpy Romantics Mugs

Discover our range of mugs that speak to your grumpy romantic side—humorous, heartfelt, and perfect for starting the day with a smile.

Grumpy Romantics Pillows

Bring humor and love to your home decor with pillows designed for grumpy romantics—comfortable, cheeky, and full of character.

Grumpy Romantics Prints

Decorate your space with prints that celebrate love with a twist—perfect for the grumpy romantics who like to keep it real and stylish.

Grumpy Romantics T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts that perfectly capture the witty, love-hating spirit of grumpy romantics—funny, fashionable, and full of personality.