Grumpy Companion Gifts

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Grumpy Old Men

"I want some flowers that say 'Here, have some friggin' flowers.'"

"To be perfectly honest, Tarquin, I get fed up listening to your stories about 'the good old days'."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"Stop moaning - you'll ruin our weekend away..."

Beware of Curmudgeon!

I HATE STUFF

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

'The problem with politics is politicians!'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

I don't know what my beef is today...

Matched pair

"I...hate...this....song."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

"I'll have a nice day when I get damn good and ready."

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.