Grumpy Mood Compatior Gifts

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Old Man Journal

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I know how you feel.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'See, it's right here in the prenup. Just because I rise, it doesn't necessarily mean I have to shine.'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

I HATE STUFF

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

Grumpy old men: I was an nwanted child, even my mother left me before I was born.

'Don't you snap at me, mister!'

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

"Irritable bowls syndrome."

Matched pair

Never Satisfied.

Right v. Wrong Side of the Bed

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

I don't know what my beef is today...

"I...hate...this....song."

"Don't even try to talk to me until I've had my moldy coffee filters."

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

Scrooge Tells Santa to Bugger Off.

"So, apart from 'the right to say what you ruddy well like', do you know of any other benefits you may be entitled to?"

"Forty may be the new twenty and sixty the new thirty... but eighty eight is still crappin' in paper underpants and swallowing your dentures."

Shoot - coffee still not invented yet.