Grumpy Mood Appreciator Gifts

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!

"It's armageddon week on TV. The death of hope always lightens his mood."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

A Crossbow

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

"He's a curmudgeon now, but he used to be just a mean old bastard."

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

Never Satisfied.

'Dear, your father is just a big crab these days.'

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

'Always arguing, questioning, no patience, no respect for authority...'

I don't know what my beef is today...