Lover Of Grumpy Animals Gifts

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

"But a deep sense of grievance and indignation IS my Happy Place."

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

I don't know what my beef is today...

"Stick-in-the-mud Cruise"

Why weathermen are forced to retire at 55.

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."