Grumpy Pet Lover Gifts

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Grumpy Old Men

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Literate Dogs.

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Proud to be a senior citizen and Just give me my damn discount T-Shirts.

'I see your Alan's got his Christmas face on again.'

"You say every Winter is your 'Winter of discontent'."

It was only a matter of time until Gertrude turned into a grumpy cat.

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

I don't know what my beef is today...

"You're my precious little boo!"

Matched pair

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

"I...hate...this....song."

Thank you for not stroking.

A man in bed shoots his ringing alarm clock and his floor is littered with clocks,