Grumpy Pet Parent Gifts

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat in Tree.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"It's only the wind."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Non-working dog, please help

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Snow cones.

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Bad Dog

Debug

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

'Pet, we've got to talk.'