Grumpy Pet Parent Gifts

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat in Tree.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"It's only the wind."

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Non-working dog, please help

Debug

Bad Dog

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

"And this will protect him from distemper."