Frustrated Pet Parent Gifts

Cat in Tree.

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I've got it written down...'

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

Debug

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

Jay Walking

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"And this will protect him from distemper."