Frustrated Pet Parent Gifts

Cat in Tree.

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'I've got it written down...'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Dogs have more charisma but cats have more electricity.'

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Teacher's pet. 'For an inner city comprehensive.'

'We're not playing hide and seek. I'm just trying to find Marm to take him to the vet.'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Debug

Snow cones.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"Kitty Kins enjoys the little nibbles I take him home."

Willy was our only pet until we bought the elephant.

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

Frankenstein's Labradoodle