Anxious Pet Parent Gifts

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"And this will protect him from distemper."

Cat in Tree.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'I've got it written down...'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'The most precious thing a practitioner can accomplish, my boy, is to accumulate a devoted following of these damned hypochondriacs."

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

I have two teenagers that text!

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

'I think we deprived him an hour of human companionship today.'

The Anxious School Drop Off

Hamster Cello tape.

'Honest! I only put Fluffy to sleep because I couldn't bear seeing her suffer.'

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."

"Sorry we have to leave, but it is 8:30 and our 28 year old is home alone..."

up on the table

'No! No! Don't give that chocolate to the dog! It's poison!...'

'Docto Hunter, Doctor Hunter, Mitzi's having one of her spells.'

"My cat is so quiet. Is he depressed?" "My cat is so loud. Is he sick?"

Overprotection

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