Picky Pet Parent Gifts

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Cat in Tree.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Satisfaction, stat!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

The Karate Kitten.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'I've got it written down...'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Doggy-3D

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'