Picky Pet Parent Pillows

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Cat in Tree.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

The Karate Kitten.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Pampered Pets.

'I've got it written down...'

Doggy-3D

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Fetching some bread

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

'I'm not an indoor cat. I'm a bitter, angry, frustrated, resentful, repressed cat.'

"You're spoiling that dog!"