Grumpy Pupper Parent Gifts

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Cat in Tree.

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Pavlov's Puppy

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'They sure have small litters.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Labrador Non-retriever

When is he coming home buddy?

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'