Puppy Parent Problems Gifts

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

"Man's best friends."

Love a Mutt

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

Raised by Dogs

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Canine Scentipede

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Cat in Tree.