Fussy Pooch Parent Gifts

"Hahaha, dry food! Oh, that is rich. You really had me going there for a minute. Haha, nice try...let's have the wet food now."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'That was fun!'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Dog walking Human.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Cat in Tree.

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'What's founder?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."