Fussy Pooch Parent Pillows

"Hahaha, dry food! Oh, that is rich. You really had me going there for a minute. Haha, nice try...let's have the wet food now."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'That was fun!'

Dog walking Human.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Cat in Tree.

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'What's founder?'

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Dogs

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."