Fearful Pup Parent Pillows

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Cat in Tree.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

'This is my little one. We call him 'Spot'.'

Parping dog.

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

A Dog's Grave.

Dog's Flowchart.

"Me, 'sit', I don't mind, it's 'heel' I dread: my master has smelly feet..."

I have two teenagers that text!

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."