Fearful Pup Parent Pillows

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Cat in Tree.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Are you as excited as I am?"

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

A Dog's Grave.

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

Parping dog.

'This is my little one. We call him 'Spot'.'

Dog's Flowchart.

"Me, 'sit', I don't mind, it's 'heel' I dread: my master has smelly feet..."

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

I have two teenagers that text!

'I told you we weren't pet people.'