Panic-stricken Pet Parent Pillows

'Docto Hunter, Doctor Hunter, Mitzi's having one of her spells.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Cat in Tree.

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

"And this will protect him from distemper."

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

'Sorry I deuced in your shoe.'

"It's called 'salad,' but it's really just a hunk of raw meat."

I wonder what fiendish plan those two morons are plotting aginst me...

"Yes, our master named us Romeo and Juliet. It's kind of ironic though since we can't stand each other..."

'Honest! I only put Fluffy to sleep because I couldn't bear seeing her suffer.'

Hamster Cello tape.

'I told you we weren't pet people.'

"Oh, thank goodness! My food dish wasn't stolen. It was just being washed and refilled. Nevermind, officer."

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'

up on the table

'No! No! Don't give that chocolate to the dog! It's poison!...'

"My cat is so quiet. Is he depressed?" "My cat is so loud. Is he sick?"

Veterinary clinic - After hours, deposit pet down chute.

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