Nervous Pet Parent Pillows

"My cat is so quiet. Is he depressed?" "My cat is so loud. Is he sick?"

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Cat in Tree.

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'I've got it written down...'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Bad Dog

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

"And this will protect him from distemper."

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

"Okay! I'm letting go! Just stay straight! Do not get hurt! Your mother will never forgive me!!"

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

Happy Fourth of July!

'Make sure you stay in the shallow end.'

'I think we deprived him an hour of human companionship today.'

"Stop worrying if you're a good dog or a bad dog. Just be the best dog you can be."

The Anxious School Drop Off

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

'Honest! I only put Fluffy to sleep because I couldn't bear seeing her suffer.'

Hamster Cello tape.

'He's a neurotic bloodhound. He thinks he's being followed.'

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."

'No! No! Don't give that chocolate to the dog! It's poison!...'

up on the table

Overprotection

'Docto Hunter, Doctor Hunter, Mitzi's having one of her spells.'

Don't Get Involved...