Impatient Pup Parent Gifts

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Canine Scentipede

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Cat in Tree.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Labrador Non-retriever

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'