Impatient Pup Parent T-Shirts

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

Bathing the dog

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cat in Tree.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

Pavlov's Puppy

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'They sure have small litters.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Labrador Non-retriever

When is he coming home buddy?

'Hey you! Yeah, you! Who invited you?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot