Impatient Pet Parent T-Shirts

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Cat in Tree.

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'I've got it written down...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"It's only the wind."

Non-working dog, please help

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Shall I cancel the Henderson meeting? You have walkies scheduled at three."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"Fill out the form and have a seat in the waaait... waaait... waiting room."

"And this will protect him from distemper."

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

"He throws sticks over and over again for no reason! He won't even pick them up! I have to do it every time! I'm getting really worried! is this normal behaviour, doctor?"

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"I'm grouchy?. . . So what."

'Apparently there are different ways to let a cat out for the night!'

"Are we going yet?... Are we going yet?..."

Behavior Modification.

"Oh, the curse of a refined palate."

"The Capilli's just got a bird dog."

Hamster Cello tape.

'I have some pet peeves we need to discuss.'