Impatient Pet Owner Gifts

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

Cat in Tree.

Cat Show

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

''I couldn't wait any longer.''

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Separation

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'And this is scraps.'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'I'm sure he thinks he's a parrot!'

"Such a cute little thing-what do you call it?"

'Russell, it's not necessary to take the goldfish out for a walk.'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'