Quirky Pet Owner Gifts

Balding dog

Cat wash.

Cat Cinema

"You're positive no one will be able to tell the difference?"

'Trampoline...pogo stick...got any other genius ideas?'

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"I heard he is so hard-core that he enjoys vet visits and likes riding in a cat carrier."

'There's nothing wrong with 'Cutie-Pie' Miss Timpson, but I think you may need glasses.'

'Cat food' is mice

The nuclear physicist's duck.

Pet bird on a lead.

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Alcoholism is inevitable...It is well known that cats don't like water...'

Behavior Modification.

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

Water cooler talk - dogs drinking from toilet.

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"You remember Champ. . ."

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

101 Uses Of a Dead Cat: pogo stick.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'A chicken is the ideal pet for the boss. He likes the way it keeps saying ‘Buck-Buck-Buck'.'

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."