Quirky Pet Owner Gifts

Balding dog

Cat wash.

Cat Cinema

"I heard he is so hard-core that he enjoys vet visits and likes riding in a cat carrier."

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

'There's nothing wrong with 'Cutie-Pie' Miss Timpson, but I think you may need glasses.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Pet bird on a lead.

The nuclear physicist's duck.

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

Behavior Modification.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Alcoholism is inevitable...It is well known that cats don't like water...'

"Some people are dog people. Some are cat. I'm a fish person."

'Cat food' is mice

'Police? I'm being stalked.'

"Why can't you just hang out the window like all the other dogs!?"

Water cooler talk - dogs drinking from toilet.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

'I see you've already met Fluffy.'

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'

'And when did you notice he wasn't his usual self Mrs. Bakston?'

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

'Last year's 'Bring your pet to work day' turned out very well.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"We wanted you both to know — we've adopted a humpback whale."

"You remember Champ. . ."

"So call the smoke police."

"When Sam came into my life, she was a cat at risk."

"My friends warned me you were a different breed of cat."

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

"Ross, get in here! Mittens is coughing up hair-tetrahedrons again!"

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."