Quirky Pet Ownership Gifts

'Gee, you wouldn't turn away one lonely, pregnant flea, would you?'

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"He was a sea rescue."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'