Quirky Animal Owner Gifts

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Seagiraffes

'Fetch.'

Dog Walking Services

Biofelineism

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'And this is scraps.'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'