Quirky Animal Owner Gifts

When exotic pets clash: 'What makes you think it was my python that ate your warthog!'

Seagiraffes

Dog Walking Services

'Fetch.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Biofelineism

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

He won't sit, but he heels well.

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

Dog Dressed to Eat

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Cat Show

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

"Now I'm sure that, at this point, you're wondering HOW I can remove the anal sacs..."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"You will meet a tall, mysterious stranger — you will rub fur on his pant leg."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'If you don't notice an improvement after a few weeks, we can try a different cone.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'