Pet Owner With Attitude Gifts

Cat and Master Sticking out Tongues At Each Other.

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

Dog Dressed to Eat

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Pet Pony

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

"Bad dog!"

'Good book?'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

When Pugs dream.