Pup Parent Gifts

Dog's Flowchart.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Sometimes I think I spoil this dog'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

A Dog's Grave.

'Don't eat out of this one: The family cooks really hot curries!'

Parping dog.

'This is my little one. We call him 'Spot'.'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"Me, 'sit', I don't mind, it's 'heel' I dread: my master has smelly feet..."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

Dog walking Human.

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

Canine Scentipede

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."