Puppy Parent Problems Mugs

'The veterinarian made brushing his teeth sound so easy.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Polly txt speak

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Man's best friends."

Dog walking Human.

Love a Mutt

Bathing the dog

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Dog lover

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Raised by Dogs

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Cat in Tree.