Ugly Pet Lover Gifts

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."