Ugly Pet Lover Pillows

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"He was a sea rescue."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Click it or ticket.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Fish in Water Cooler.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.