Grumpy Cat Enthusiast Gifts

'Don't give me a seat next to any pesky kids!'

"I hate it..."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Cat Show

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'We're gonna need a bigger couch.'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"