Grumpy Cat Fan Gifts

"You're my precious little boo!"

'I know it's wrong, but it feels so right'

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he woke me up from a nap.

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'You only love me because you haven't got a boyfriend!'

Grumpy Old Men

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Self-help books for cynics'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

'I warn you, I'm armed and dangerous!'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"Everything okay, Wilson?"

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

"He's angry about getting old."