Grumpy Humor Fan Gifts

"The tests show you have an overactive grumpy gene."

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

The Sour Grapes and its 'Happy Hour' Ban.

'Your dad can't go on there-the miserable git hasn't got any friends to phone!'

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"I hate it..."

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Old Man Journal

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"You have the Hum bug.'

Grumpy Old Men

'I know how you feel.'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'Self-help books for cynics'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"Oh, my arthurs a breeder too, contempt mainly!"

"We managed to resuscitate him, but he's still very critical."

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're just getting grumpier.'

'Maybe the world isn't getting less friendly, maybe you're getting grumpier.'

Wife about mad man leaving church: 'You'll have to excuse my husband. He always wakes up grumpy.'

Early season snow and the following thaw got all the snowmen grumbling...

"Everything okay, Wilson?"