Grumpy Comedy Fan Gifts

Bad King Wenceslas

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Shakespeare Project

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Life is like a box of chocolate laxatives!' - Forest Grump

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I know how you feel.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."