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Bad King Wenceslas

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Grumpy old merry men.

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"I don't care if we did hibernate all Winter, I'm still tired."

Shakespeare Project

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

'I swear I didn't know you'd heard that joke before...'

Grumpy Old Men

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

'I know how you feel.'

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

"Sometimes, on days like this, I feel like the world is conspiring to make me happy."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

'Kids get right up my nose!'

At the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Convention.

'Self-help books for cynics'

"He might be moody, but he's the best in the city...and worth every penny!"

'It's not just drugs - Fenton has zero tolerance for everything!'

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

"He's learning how to mutter in Spanish

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"We're going to plead infected bladder."

Uncle Murray Weekly

"Well, we’ve covered the weather, my prostate, your incontinence … I suppose our idiot children are up next?"